Cheesy Good

oscars? pft.

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I used to think the Oscars meant something. At one time, they probably did. But when Gwenyth Paltrow won the best actress award for "Shakespeare in Love" over Cate Blanchett for her performance in "Elizabeth," I knew it wasn't about giving the award to the people who really deserved it.

cary grant trivia

They bought me a box of tin soldiers,
I threw all the Generals away,
I smashed up the Sergeants and Majors,
Now I play with my Privates all day.

According to imbd, this was one of Cary Grant's favorite poems. This somehow makes him more human but no less legendary.

captain eo

Hell to the yes. I am so there.