I'm on the gastrointestinal surgery service right now, so I thought this little childhood rhyme would be appropriate. No matter how much education I get, this (and any things of this nature) will always be funny.
When you're running on first and you feel something burst...
...diarrhea.
When you're running for third and you lay a juicy terd...
...diarrhea.
When you're headed for home and your pants fill with foam...
... diarrhea.
:-)
