Some of my favorite commercials are the Etrade baby commercials. I love them all. Shankapotamus. Creepy clown. Vomiting baby. All of them.
Recently they came out with new ones and they're fantastic. One in particular is hilarious. In case you haven't seen it, see below.
Did any of you think of any particular Lindsay when they mentioned the name? No. Me neither. It's just a name. But Lindsay I'm-a-Stuck-up-Bitch Lohan thinks they were talking about her. Unbelievable, right? It's not like she has a name like Cher, Madonna, or Oprah. And so she's suing Etrade for using her name, violating her privacy, to the tune of $100 million.
Hey, Lindsay. I know this might be hard for you to hear, but it's not all about you. Far from it. I doubt anyone but you thought they were talking about you. So why don't you unclench your butt cheeks and laugh along with the rest of us. It'd be good for you.
