Here's one of my favorite "unusual" Christmas songs. No one can sing like Pearl Bailey...
"Hey Santa Claus, you wanna me happy this year?
Listen to me honey.
Give Pearl something that would be of some use to me... like a...
Like a five pound box of money.
Now there's a little gift that's loaded with lots of sentiment.
See? Whenever I get blue, Santa, I'm gonna think of you.
But at the same time have a little change to pay my rent.
You see?
Now, money isn't everything, there's no two ways about it.
But while we're here, Santa dear, it's much better with than without it.
So, really, I could be real good and not do nothin funny.
If you do like I ask you, start me right on Christmas night.
Try me! Try me! Try me on that money. Just try me, honey.
Santa, can you hear me? You listening to everything I'm askin about?
Listen, honey... Santa dear... The new year, oh, it would be so bright and sunny.
Just bring me the little simple thing I've been speakin to you about.
Like that... maybe that five pound box of money. That's all. That's all!
It would be so heavenly and help me meet both ends.
Yes, indeed.
What ol' Pearl really needs is say a... a five pound box of tin.
How much can it weigh? I ask you, how much?
I don't want the whole money tree. What good is that big thing to me?
You keep the branches, you keep the trunk and the root.
Cuz all that I want is just a little bit of the fruit.
So you wanna be sure I'll be your little ol' honey honey bunny.
You try me. Start me off on Christmas night with a five pound...
No, better increase that... make it ten pounds...
No, I'd better put in a good beg while I'm begging, cuz I mean, I'll catch ya next year, you know, people go out and sometimes you don't see 'em no more, so bring the money!
Santa! Can you hear me? Five! Bring me some ol' Santa!
Now what do I want with this diamond, are you kiddin?
--Pearl Baily, "A Five Pound Box of Money"