Episode 139
1. Do you send Christmas cards? If so, do you write any notes inside the Chirstmas card or include a "newsletter" about your family, or do you just basically sign your name?
Every year, I intend to send Christmas cards. In the course of my training, there have been years where it just doesn't happen. But it usually does. I also intend to write a few lines in the card that are relevant to the person I'm sending it to, like "Had a great time celebrating your birthday with you this summer" or something like that. But usually by the end, I'm really pressed for time and have to just sign my name.
2. Are you more likely to shop in a store that has returned the phrase "Merry Christmas" to its signage?
Yes, absolutely. More than 95% of Americans celebrate Christmas in one way or another. It's smart marketing. And they're marketing me. If they don't, I won't boycott them, but if I have a choice, I'll go to the place that advertises with Merry Christmas.
3. Do you buy your pets Christmas presents?
Ummm... yeah. Well, they are a part of the family. Even if they
usually deserve coal for scratching the box spring or puking on the carpet, they still get presents. This year I even found the cutest stockings for them at the craft store. The right side up one is for Athalia (seen in the photo) because she's a little more uptight about things. The upside down one is for Elizabeth -- it imitates her look-how-cute-I-am-don't-you-want-to-give-me-dinner pose we see every night. Yes, I realize that getting stockings for cats is stupid. They don't care one way or another as long as they get the treats and cat nip. So the stockings are really for me. And I'm okay with that. After all I only have two cats; any more than two and you get to be like the Crazy Cat Lady from the Simpsons who just yells nonsense and throws cats a people...
4. Take the quiz: Are You More Cat or Dog?
| You Are: 90% Dog, 10% Cat |
You're a dog at heart - and it's not a bad thing at all! You love unconditionally, and you're extremely loyal. And while you may act silly at times, you're really quite smart - and a good learner! |
5. Which have you owned more of in your life, cats or dogs?
When we were little, we really didn't have such good luck with the cats. We had this one really cute kitten and we let her outside to play. Someone stole her because she was so cute. Another one was outside playing in the dense tuley fog that comes during the winter of my home town and got hit by a car. So, we've had a lot more cats. In my adult life I have only had cats because I have never had a fenced in backyard or had the time to give a dog the attention s/he needs. Cats you can leave at home all day and they pretty much don't care. But you need to be able to spend more time with a dog and commit to playing with it. And people wonder why we don't have kids yet. :-P
6. If you had to come back as one or the other, and assuming you'd belong to an owner who would treat you well, would you rather be a cat or a dog?
I'm too social to be a cat. Plus, I think I'd get bored with sleeping 22 hours out of every 24. I would want someone to play with me and take me for walks and give me a Coach doggie collar and a Burberry sweater. Maybe a trip to the doggie day spa and then to the park for some socializing with the other dogs. They don't have those accessories and acitivites for cats.